Friday, January 13, 2012

Day Fifteen-Signs

I am a firm believer in signs (no, not traffic, directional, or warning)...Universal Signs.  Unfortunately my belief has no real rhyme or reason and I also seem to have misplaced the instructional manual...so I tend to just make it up as I go along.  
For instance, I had been emailing with Running Man for a short time. Nothing really came of it and we eventually ceased writing.  One day, as I was driving to the beach, there he is running down the sidewalk.  You might wonder how I recognized him in that abbreviated moment....well Running Man has a ponytail and I was also driving through the town he lives in.  So of course, I take this as a sign.
I emailed him to say that I believe I spotted him running earlier in the day and he writes back that we should meet up for coffee.  During conversation it comes up that Running Man doesn't leave the house much....or really at all (unless he's going to work or....you guessed it....running).  That was a bit unusual but okay....so he's a homebody. I'm not one to go out all the time either.  Well turns out that Running Man really should be Chinese Crested Man because he apparently shaves his entire body (except his ponytail of course).  Yes.  Entire body.  Brings a whole new meaning to the term "manscaping".  So I'm sitting there thinking...."Geez....does that mean that he would expect the person he's with to shave their ENTIRE body as well?".  Imagine the razor stubble. And the time spent on this activity that could be spent on say.....running instead.  And really.......WHY??
Wish I could find that instructional manual.....

4 comments:

  1. Maybe the whole body shaving is good? I mean do you really want to floss with his man garden? It's probably done for running aerodynamics.
    And if you choose not to weed whack tell him your a 70's woman.

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  2. "Man garden"?!?!....LMFAO!!....

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  3. Apparently hair should only be above the neck....none below...he might've looked kinda intriguing without eyebrows.....

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