Conversation with friend (the same friend from a previous post who doesn't approve of me being on the "Home Shopping Dating Network"):
Friend: Hey...what about W? He's single and really needs a woman.....
Me: There's a rule that I can't date anyone who weighs less and has smaller biceps than me.
Friend: Small guys need love too.
Me: True......but it's an actual rule...in writing even.
Friend: Then how about K? I think he weighs more than you?
Me: Yeah but he gives me the creeps.
Friend: Is that a rule in writing too?
Me: Now it is.
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