Friend: I don't know about this online dating thing.....don't you ever meet people in real time?
Me: Like where?
Friend: I dunno.....how about when you go up Koko Crater?
Me: Ummmm.....yeah, there are a LOT of guys on the mountain but I think it's become a gay pick-up spot. Besides, have you seen what I look like going up the mountain?? Sweat is flying...I can barely talk...I'm all flushed (and not in a good way). Although.....I did meet my brother's married friend on the hill.....
Friend: How about at the beach?
Me: I did meet a guy in Speedos who asked me to put lotion on his back and another guy (not in Speedos, but in tie-dye) who bore an uncanny resemblance to a less attractive version of David Crosby.
Friend: Through mutual friends?
Me: Well......my friend wants to introduce me to a friend of hers but she described him as kinda slow (which also makes me wonder what my friends think of me).
Friend: Yeah..........you're screwed.
Me: Thanks. Ummm........you might want to use a more appropriate word...just sayin'........
I guess I should be happy I was not classified as a less attractive version of David Crosby.
ReplyDeleteSigned, your brother's married friend.
Gay pick-up spot? Am I blind to my surroundings?
Or Creepy Speedo Guy....
DeleteI'd like to clarify something......the "slow" guy has a really big heart and we(actually not we, only C)only warned you that he's slow incase it doesn't work out between you two...then we're safe...cause we did tell you that he was slow :)
ReplyDeleteuh.......thank you?
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