Monday, December 26, 2011

Day Two-Appearances

I'm a bit perplexed as to why anyone would join a dating site but not post a single photograph of themself.....or post 14 pictures of their dogs, yard, car, scenic view, and/or favorite meal.  I'm not really interested in dating your dog...I'm also not interested in the type of car that you drive (or took a picture of)...it's nice that you like to document where you've been and what you consume but it's not gonna make me want to go out with you...and unless you're offering to do my yard as well, I'm not all that interested in your yardworking skills.
If you don't have a picture posted I can't help but assume one (or more) of the following:
1).  You're married or in a relationship and are looking for some side action....in which case see Day One posting about lack of balls.
2).  You're afraid that your friends/family will see that you've joined a dating site. Again see Day One posting.  Also, wouldn't you wonder why they're perusing the site as well?  I tell everyone that I'm on a dating site.....in case I mysteriously disappear one day at least they'll know where to start looking......
3).  You're extremely unattractive (you know you were thinking that too).
A common phrase that the invisible people use is: "You won't be disappointed."  WTF?!?!  Let's be real.....I'm short, flat chested, I have a sixth toe growing out the side of my left foot, my hair is constantly unruly, my front tooth is chipped, my voice can make some people's skin crawl, and I have a distinctive style of dress that seems to be only appreciated by me......odds are pretty good that even with a photograph posted someone will definitely be disappointed.  You have no picture........do you really want to go out on that limb?

2 comments:

  1. Skin crawl?!? Your voice?!? I'd kill for your voice! I'll grow two more toes to have your voice. You are an amazing woman!

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  2. awww....too bad you have a boyfriend ;)

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